I just realized...it's Thursday.
itskernelpanic: Wilfred’s on tonight.
ϟ Weasley Is Our King ϟ: Crimes Committed by... →
dumbledoreisabamf: stfuconservatives: (also known as “Cool pro-life story, bros!”) 7 murders 17 attempted murders 52 bombings 180 arsons 89 invasions 1,211 incidents of vandalism 1,341 trespasses 100 acid attacks 655 anthrax threats 146 cases of assault and battery 375 death…
You know, I might talk to Warner about the Silmarillion.– [Peter Jackson] says with a wry smile. (Empire Magazine - August 2011). (via tolkienianos)
Children being excellent philosophers by accident.
foolofatook-: julietandgnomeo: and thebighopekaleidoscope: “I bet is is very hard for you to love everybody in the whole world there are only 4 people in our family and I can never do it” The one about the boy’s new shoes is the sweetest thing.
MORE REASON TO GO VEGETARIAN →
bengaliinplatforms: houseofhippies: veganlove: This article compares biological forms of the carnivore, herbivore and omnivore and even includes the human. Take a look at which columns match up to the human table and make a judgement for yourself about what you should be eating. YESSS. Perfect. Fascinating
The Next Pixar Movie is Always Hidden in the...
nineteenninetyschild: Examples. 1. Nemo in Monsters Inc. — 2. Mr Incredible in Finding Nemo — 3. Doc Hudson from Cars in The Incredibles — 4. Lotso in Up. Thought this was really cool!
LIKE A BOSS
thememorythatcarrieson: runatme-h0e: MUST REBLOG superhumans do exist!
That Awkward Moment When Some Foolish, Foolish...
l-o-t-r: Your children/grandchildren/future generations are all going to be like… And we’re all going to be like… Because all you seem to remember is… This Awkward Moment Brought To You By: L-O-T-R http://l-o-t-r.tumblr.com/
Best of Autocorrect
famouslastcass: agentbloodlust: junkpunk-: piratesgrin: celtic-lady: babynathtw: babyintrenchcoat: rocknrollercoaster: I CAN’T BREATHE OMG LOL THESE ARE HILARIOUS:’-) Laughing so hard I am crying. crying, literally crying MOTTSAPPLESAUCE OH MY FUCLKDFJNVKJNK pretty sure i started crying and went into silent hysterics at “MOTTSAPPLESAUCE” oh my...
What's the difference between a cat and a comma?
irrelephant11: One has claws at the end of its paws and one is a pause at the end of a clause.
hot-jesus-on-a-stick-of-dynamite: godhatesryden: vaginalzap: chocolate-covered: Why homosexuality should be banned. this is beautiful omg Golden, and golly gee look at all of your camera angles
World's saddest story
An added crime in my opinion was the fact that Sam, reaching for Frodo’s hand,...– Tehanu, The Return of the King Film Review in More People’s Guide to J.R.R. Tolkien (via elizagolightly)